Archive for November, 2009

Story Something

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

There’s a new website out there for parents who want a different kind of bedtime story. It’s called Story Something, and it allows you to personalize a story to read to your child, so that little Madison can hear about herself rather than, say, Olivia the pig. Not that there’s anything wrong with Olivia. I personally adore her.

And hey look! My story is one of the Story Something editors’ picks. How about that. It’s called The Imaginary Friends, and you can find it here.

The idea for the story (a girl who has more imaginary friends than she can handle) was inspired by … you guessed it … my own childhood. I had reams of imaginary friends. Once I took the entire invisible cast of The Nutcracker Suite to kindergarten. Oh yeah. I was that kid.

Freelance Festivities…Come One Come All!

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

Office Party 2009

Even freelancers need Christmas parties…

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Over a year ago, I left my part-time job to go full-time freelance, envisioning the rest of my working days spent writing in coffee shops and stretchy yoga pants, taking spontaneous mid-afternoon breaks to go rollerblading or stroll the seawall. Just because I CAN!

And largely, that’s exactly what I do. I traded a regular paycheque for at least two more hours a day in pyjamas. I gave up health benefits for the option of working at the beach in the middle of the afternoon. On a Tuesday! And I don’t regret it (well, except when I have to get my teeth cleaned). I don’t miss the office politics, the water cooler talk, or the dress code (which I never really paid attention to anyway. I always figured that if I managed to look just slightly more put-together than the scruffiest employee, I would be safe. However, this usually turned out to be the on-call caretaker).

There is, however, one thing I miss about having a “real” job. The Christmas party. Those festive few hours during which everyone consumes too much food and drink on the company dime, and you find yourself telling your deepest, darkest secrets to Doris from Accounts Payable, who is now your best friend (why didn’t you notice Doris before? She’s a bloody riot!).

So this year, I came up with an idea. The Freelancer’s Holiday Party. In which all of us who file our taxes as small businesses get to party like we’re still chained to cubicles.

The problem was, P and I don’t know many freelancers in town. But thankfully, the incredibly awesome science writer Anne Casselman does. And I’ve been lucky enough to have had a few lattes with the girl wonder lately. So Anne has taken the reins on our project, and in the next week I should have some exciting details on the first annual Vancouver Freelancer’s Festive Par-tay.

Cue the cheesy holiday tunes! Haul out the holly and the stale no-name Toblerone! Tis the season!

Twitter quitter

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Yesterday on my morning run, I made up my mind to quit Twitter. And when I make up my mind to do something important, like leave a job, or go travelling, or bake French almond macarons, I have to follow it up with immediate action. It’s a defining if irrational part of my character.

So I ran home, had breakfast (important actions must not be made on empty stomachs), then pressed the delete key.

Ta daaa. No more Twitter.

It just wasn’t really my thing. I don’t enjoy status updates. And to be perfectly honest, I found the whole thing pretty dull. Call me old fashioned, but I’ll take my news from the Globe on the breakfast table. And I don’t really need to know what that author whose work I adore had for breakfast. Although I’m sure it was delicious.

Who knows? Now I might actually get some work done.

How to Survive the Rain

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Ways to cope with slow onset of insanity after over a month of straight rain:

- Read good books. I just ordered several of Tish Cohen's off Amazon. No expense shall be spared in the slow onset of insanity.
- Bake cookies. P and I polished off a few dozen of the maple-pecan-chocolate chip variety this past weekend. Okay, so we polished them off in 24 hours. It staved off insanity quite nicely.
- Buy rain boots. Specifically Hunter Wellies. Navy blue. These boots were made for walking…in ginormous man-eating puddles.
- Watch Wes Anderson movies. We’ve been through Rushmore and The Life Aquatic and are ridiculously excited for The Fantastic Mr. Fox. Except that we will have to leave the apartment to see it. Which could involve building an ark.
- Practice new fiddle tunes for hours on end. Specifically, “In the Bleak Midwinter.”
- Plot elaborate ways to catch the individual who keeps stealing my newspaper. Ways that involve duct tape and dental floss.

To be continued. It is, after all, only November…